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  •  BLACK = I would date you.
  •   GREEN = I think you’re cute.
  •   BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
  •   GREY = I wish you would notice me.
  •   PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  •   TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  •   YELLOW = FUCK ME.
  •   ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
  •   BROWN = I don’t like you.
  •   PINK = I think you are unattractive.
  •   RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
  •   WHITE = MARRY ME.
  • NONE: nobody likes you
  •  watch me get NONE.
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Louis CK on dating and women - Imgur

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joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

I’m gonna steal her if you don’t keep an eye on her.

Text 12 May

Anonymous said: Who else do you think would message you on Tumblr, idiot? I'll give you a hint, though... I'm like the coolest, most brilliant person alive and you love me. In fact, you love to spam me with love. :)))

Cheeky, you are.

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jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

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Jennifer Lawrence | Marie Claire, June 2014

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Jennifer Lawrence | Marie Claire, June 2014

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ilikelivingintoday:

Kevin Durant talks about his mom during MVP speech.

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puresodanium:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Parents will not believe the 2nd and 3rd ones

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taco-bell-rey:

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

she can’t hold it back anymore

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fashiondisastercecil:

okay but hear me out here

*clears throat*

canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die

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Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. 

Damn, that last comment is deep.

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forrome:

"how’s school?"

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